[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (Many, many times...)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Quite recently, actually.)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (It was slowing down, I swear!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time. I have a distinctive laugh.)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (Blond roots... >.<'

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (on each hand? Yeah... But it works. )
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (Never done this actually.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (hey, I was tired. )

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (It happens to teenagers across the country.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Ehehe... )
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and did not realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (Hey, it's cute, right? ... Right? *hides)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I have an "A" in Math..."

TOTAL: 6

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

104%?! Wow... >.<' That's kinda sad... *fails at life*